Standing in solidarity for Pizza
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: pizzasuperpac@gmail.com
Consumers of the greasy slice, this is your moment!
Pizza PAC has started operations to represent pizza connoisseurs, students pulling all-nighters, and the proverbial board room meetin pizza eater.
America’s in a tough bind, no doubt. But America’s in a bigger bind at the dinner table. We’ve stopped using them.
Instead, we’ve compromised our tastebud values and settled for the McWhatchamacallit and our stomachs are paying the price. Rather than sticking with a fragrant and exquisite pizza, we’ve settled for far too less.
It’s time to stop selling out, plain and simple.
Now is our chance to make sure that Washington sets aside those MSG-filled take-out boxes and extend hands across the aisle for some delicious pizza.
Join us today and you, too, could bring about needed change to make America great again.
